infungity

I once knew a guy who one day suddenly announced that his nickname would henceforth be Shroom. Why Shroom? He said that many years previously he had smoked mushrooms. How somebody smokes a mushroom I haven't the slightest idea. Perhaps I'm missing some pertinent information which would properly define the term "smoking", like the difference between smoking cigarettes and smoking hams. Anyway, I question the veracity of his fungal history and believe that he just wanted a nickname really badly.

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[Mr C.]

Carrots. Can you smoke them?

[Brian]

If carrots travel at too great a rate of speed, yes, I do believe that they will smoke.