Ask me about failure.

Is there anyone out there who would buy a shirt with any of the following printed on it? I once thought there might be someone somewhere who might, but it seems that I was sadly mistaken, hopelessly deluded, and just not hep to the text-on-a-tshirt jive:

Shigeru Miyamoto in 2008
my other shirt is puffy
Ask me about velcro.
drive a little, save a lot
you can call me sweet potato
Pirates and ninjas agree: Japanese robots are cold killers.
I am not the walrus.
color me gorgeous
one tough customer
Ask me about palindromes.
Pirates and ninjas agree: The RIAA is scary.
we are all made of starch
metrospandexual
Great transaction, fast shipping, great seller. A++++++
You say typeface, I say font. Let's call the whole thing off.
Burt Bacharach in 2008
my other shirt is mithrail
narcissist for peace
Passed GO. Collected $200.
emoticons make me :(
I was thrown out with the bathwater.
tempus nougat
Pirates and ninjas agree: Reality programming must die!
in your grocer's freezer
Ask me about space age polymers.

Comments

[angelday true]

Brian, just go with this line:

emoticons make me :(

[extrarice]

This one is great:

"You say typeface, I say font. Let's call the whole thing off."

[angelday true]

I figured finally (couldn't get much of a sleep last night): this whole poem is meant to be interpreted line by line. So HE IS proposing 25 different taglines man!

[Mr C.]

we are all made of starch
narcissist for peace
emoticons make me :(

[Captain Lovehandles]

You had me at velcro.

[abraham]

Ask me about velcro.

we are all made of starch (favorite)

Ask me about space age polymers.

[Tilman]

tempus nougat is my favourite. But I would buy anything that has Miyamoto on it.